Buzzfeed did this thing

Aussie slang: 

“Hey man, you going to Liz’s party?”
“Nah-Cunt.”

Translated:

“Hello friend, are you going to Elizabeth’s party?”
“No thankyou, Sir.”

Went to Maccas

didn’t know what I wanted

this tradie was standing behind me 

so I let him go first

And then when I got my meal

I went to get napkins

And he had spilled his drink all over the floor

So he got another one for free

And he comes over to get napkins

And goes

"That drink was wet"

I chuckled.

The end.

Things presently wrong in this world

- Israel bombing Gaza
- Australian politicians horribly mistreating asylum seekers
- people still dying in Iraq
- Civil wars
- Putin being a fucking dickhead
- Syrian refugees trying to survive
- the number of conflicts in Africa
- The third world parts of USA
- The third world parts of Australia

There is an ad on TV that showcases examples of discrimination against Indigenous Australians and it’s so goddamn amazing. Beyond Blue you are geniuses.

Greens Senator barred from immigration detention centre

progressiveauspol:

A system so dehumanising that they refer to each other not by their names but by their ID. Where women are asking for their babies to be aborted because the conditions are so horrible. Where medical reports are leaking out of high levels of trauma and torture.It is a system that seeks to make life so horrible for its inhabitants, with deplorable living conditions and years of imprisonment with no end in sight, that the prospect of going back home to the threat of torture and persecution seems preferable. 

Reality TV

Bachelor/Bachelorette - a competition to get a fucking flower. A competition where you watch other people kiss and make out with a guy/girl that you think is hot.

Family Feud - how similar is your thinking to everyone else’s in the world?

Big Brother - idiots. Just idiots living together. In Australia, bogans living together.

Oh television. Oh humankind. Wake up and watch something worthwhile. Or yknow read a fucking book.

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive
Zoom Info
altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive
Zoom Info
altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive
Zoom Info

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info
perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT
Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.
Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.
Zoom Info

perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT

Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.

Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.

alpharagnar:

davidthestrange:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

whattttt

fuck you europe… here in good ol usa tuition averages out at about $20000 per year (that’s about 15000 euro) as in education here costs more than DOUBLE what it does there… (*cries into my student loan bills*)

alpharagnar:

davidthestrange:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

whattttt

fuck you europe… here in good ol usa tuition averages out at about $20000 per year (that’s about 15000 euro) as in education here costs more than DOUBLE what it does there… (*cries into my student loan bills*)